Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!!!

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Jared A
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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!!!

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Today he turned 70 years old, and I'm sure instead of blowing out the candles... he gave them a bad ass round house kick!!!!
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"The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris; the result is death!"
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A single Chuck Norris round house kick can power the city of New York for 37minutes.
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"Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun......and won."
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Chuck Norris got his ass beat by Bruce Lee
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Shagg wrote:Chuck Norris got his ass beat by Bruce Lee
This my friend is a dirty lie!
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The opening scene from Saving Private Ryan is loosely based on dodgeball games Chuck Norris played in as a kid.
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